Hello, my name is Gustavo and welcome to my tumblr. I hope you enjoy it. I do follow back(sometimes) Feel free to send me an ask if you need someone to talk too :)
I AM FINALLY 18 AND HAVE LEVELED UP TO MY NEXT FORM, MANWHORSE
one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just